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No pumping. No mess. Just mischief.

Grumpy Rump The soap dispenser that toots

  • Hands underneath — touch-free sensor
  • He toots — a cheeky fart sound
  • Soap served — foam from his backside

$54.99

Complete the prankWith a Grumpy Rump tissue holder in the same order, one dispenser is just $44.95.

Works with any foaming hand soap (not included). Holiday gift season — order early.

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How it works

Hands under. He toots. Soap served.

  1. 1

    Fill him up

    Open the base and pour in any foaming hand soap.

  2. 2

    Hands underneath

    The touch-free sensor notices your hands — no pumping, no pressing.

  3. 3

    He toots

    A cheeky fart sound, every single time.

  4. 4

    Soap served

    Foam comes out of his backside. The reactions write themselves.

A hand catching soap foam from the dispenser's rear

Small dispenser. Big laughs.

The bathroom decor everyone photographs.

  • Every guest stops and stares.
  • Makes guests actually wash their hands.
  • Gets funnier every single time.
  • White elephant · Secret Santa · stocking stuffer.
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What's in the box

One grumpy dispenser. Zero straight faces.

The dispenser on a bathroom counter

Touch-free

Hands under, soap out — a motion sensor does the work.

Close-up of the dispenser's face and Santa hat

Fart sounds

A built-in toot every time.

The dispenser next to a kitchen sink

Foaming soap

Works with any foaming hand soap. Refill through the base.

The dispenser in an opened gift box

Gift-ready

Comes packaged — no wrapping, no assembly.

  • 1 × automatic foaming soap dispenser
  • Touch-free motion sensor
  • Built-in fart sound effect
  • Works with any foaming hand soap (soap not included)

Not another boring soap pump

Regular pumpGrumpy Rump
ConversationNobody notices itSparks conversation
TouchYou press itTouch-free sensor
SoundSilenceA cheeky toot
As a giftForgettableGift-ready packaging

Pair it with the tissue holder

Questions, answered

Does real soap actually come out?

Yes. It's a working automatic foaming soap dispenser: fill it with foaming hand soap, hold your hands underneath and the foam comes out of his backside — with a toot.

What kind of soap can I use?

Any foaming hand soap. Soap is not included.

Do I have to press anything?

No. A touch-free motion sensor starts him when your hands are underneath. No pumping, no mess.

Can it be refilled?

Yes — open the base, pour in foaming hand soap and close it again.

Is it a good gift?

That's what it's made for: white elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer — and it comes gift-ready packaged. Order early for the holidays.

Is there a deal with the tissue holder?

Yes. Order it together with a Grumpy Rump tissue holder and one dispenser costs $44.95 instead of $54.99 — applied automatically at checkout, one per order.

When will I get it?

Orders are packed within 1 to 2 business days and then arrive in 6 to 10 business days with free, insured, tracked shipping. There's a 30-day money-back guarantee on every order.

What if I don't love it?

You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee: contact us within 30 days of delivery and send it back unused in its original packaging for a refund of its price. If it arrives faulty, we replace it. Details in our refund policy.

No pumping. No mess. Just mischief.

Hands under. He toots. Soap served.

Get yours Packed within 1–2 business days · delivered in 6–10 business days · free, insured and tracked.

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