The gag gift everyone's laughing at
Grumpy Rump The tissue holder nobody can pull from with a straight face
- Pull a tissue, get a laugh — every time
- Refills with regular tissues in seconds
- The gag gift people actually keep out
$26.95
Holiday gift season — order early. Tissues not included: any regular facial tissues fit.
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One tissue. Zero straight faces.
Try not to laugh.
Pull one tissue and watch the whole room lose it.
- Nobody sees it coming.
- Family dinner, ruined — in the best way.
- The office will never be the same.
- Side effects may include snorting and happy tears.
The gag gift people actually use
Impossible to ignore.
Impossible not to laugh.
Pops right out
Pull one tissue, the next one follows.
Soft & cuddly
Cute enough to keep out all year.
Refills in seconds
Any standard tissue pack slips inside.
Desk, shelf or car
Sits anywhere someone might sniffle.
Complete the prank
Meet his tooting twin.
The matching soap dispenser: hands underneath, he toots, and the foam comes out of his backside. Touch-free, works with any foaming hand soap.
$54.99 $44.95 with your tissue holder
Tissue box vs. Grumpy Rump
Questions, answered
What tissues go inside?
Regular facial tissues. Fold a stack inside, feed the first tissue through the opening and pull — the next one follows. Tissues are not included.
How do I refill it?
Open it up, drop in a fresh stack of tissues and pull the first one through. It takes about 10 seconds.
Is it a good gift?
That's exactly what it's made for: Secret Santa, white elephant, birthdays, the office desk or that one friend who always has a cold. Order early for the holidays.
Where can I put it?
Desk, nightstand, bathroom shelf, car console — anywhere someone might sniffle.
How do I keep it clean?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and a little mild soap, then let it air dry.
Is there a matching soap dispenser?
Yes — the tooting soap dispenser: touch-free, a cheeky fart sound, foam from his backside. With a tissue holder in the same order it's $44.95 instead of $54.99, applied automatically at checkout (one per order). See it.
When will I get it?
Orders are packed within 1 to 2 business days and then arrive in 6 to 10 business days with free, insured, tracked shipping. There's a 30-day money-back guarantee on every order.
What if I don't love it?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee: contact us within 30 days of delivery and send it back unused in its original packaging for a refund of its price. If it arrives faulty, we replace it. Details in our refund policy.
What is shipping protection?
An optional extra for $4.95, added to your cart by default — you can switch it off there before checkout: if your parcel is lost, stolen or arrives damaged in transit, we send a new one or refund you.
The gift that gets a laugh every time.
One tissue. Zero straight faces.
Get yours Packed within 1–2 business days · delivered in 6–10 business days · free, insured and tracked.